- Make them wander into a lab and spill some chemicals on themselves.
- Subject them to otherwise deadly radiation.
- Have them struck by lightning.
- Test that new brand of Super Serum on them.
- ...but make sure to read the fine print, first.
- Give them something to compensate for a disability.
- ...for example, blindness.
- Reveal that they have been an alien all along.
- Or that one of their parents is.
- Hand them a cool super-suit.
- Or just give them enough attitude
- Establish that they have a genetic affinity for superpowers.
- Or can use the dormant abilities we all have.
- . . . preferably because they're at a "higher level of evolution". ( I feel deja vu. something about an X. Or was it men?)
- Have them take the mantle of another superhero.
- Combining the previous two (three, four), why not inherit them?
- ...especially if the parent had them acquired, not genetically inherited, in the first place.
- Subject them to enough hard training to make them superhuman, or at least seem superhuman.
- Establish them as The Chosen One.
- ...preferably by an ancient and wise being just waiting for some clueless kid to entrust the fate of the world to.
- Let Vorlons touch them.
- Flash forward to their puberty.
- If they already have weaker powers, put them in a crossover.
- ...or just end the season and start a new one.
- Retcon them into The Real Remington Steele.
- Cast them in a kid-friendly Animated Adaptation. Extra points if it has the words "IN SPACE!" somewhere in the title.
- Put them in a life-threatening situation.
- Give them a sixteenth birthday.
- Give them a giant fighting robot...
- ...preferably one that can transform.
- Forget about giving them a robot, make them the robot.
- ...Or otherwise made in a lab.
- Let the government take care of it.
- Two words: Green Rocks.
- Teach them an empowering ritual.
- Teach them magic.
- ...preferably by having them find a guide to magic.
- Or a magic ring.
- (Be selective about which ring, though.)
- Push them to their breaking point and see what happens.
- And don't worry if they do break; you can always fix them.
- Expose them to some process that alters their very genetic makeup from the ground up.
- Inject them with Nanomachines.
- Have them hang around someone else with powers. Eventually Power Osmosis will get them to soak up some of that power. Don't expect it to stick though.
- Have them fight a boss and take their power
- Have someone else literally give them superpowers.
- Bonus points if the empowerer is named "Captain Franchise".
- Or a critter.
- Or a Blood Donor.
- It's a gift from (insert benevolent spirit here).
- Kill them.
- If all else fails, off their parents ensuring they inherit a large manor
- "Quick, make a contract with me!"
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